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edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?

You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?

Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

http://realhousewivesofnightvale.tumblr.com/post/96365150259/maybe-the-city-council-hated-small-talk-so-they

realhousewivesofnightvale:

Maybe the City Council hated small talk, so they passed a law that demanded that music be played every time someone mention the weather in order to cut off any banal conversation that might follow. This was frustrating for citizens at first, but most of them soon adapted by mentioning the weather…

I’ve been selling her blank CDs for years now and telling her that’s Panic! at the Disco’s aesthetic, that they just release completely silent songs with no titles on albums with no tracks or cover art and no name. It’s really funny, except for, their new album really did come out and it’s called “Quit Fabricating Our Musical Career, Michelle,” so I’m a little freaked out by that. But also, I think I’m really impacting the future of music.
Michelle Nguyen, Welcome to Night Vale, The September Monologues (via stephagnome)

dagenn asked:

My dad has a pineapple farm. The plants are really pokey.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

black-american-queen:

aestheticrequiem:

black-american-queen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Things i have learned today

  1. Pineapples do not grow on trees 
  2. Pineapples are carnivorous
  3. Pineapples are berries 
  4. Pineapples are pokey bitches

Things I already knew

  1. Pineapples have an acid that dissolves flesh (i should have know they were carnivorous)
  2. Pineapples are a lie, they don’t grow on pine trees nor are they an apple.

Thank you tumblr for teaching me about pineapples.

Hold the fuck up. Pineapples are berries?!?!

You didn’t know they’re berries?
I DID AND THEY’RE EVIL BERRIES

NO I DIDN’T BECAUSE MY BLACK ASS IS FROM WASHINGTON STATE. ALL I KNOW ABOUT PINEAPPLES IS THAT SHIT GOES IN MY DRANK DRANK ALONG WITH OTHER FRUITS THAT ARE DELICIOUS.

Ask me about coffee, rain, or hipsters and I can drop some knowledge

oh hey i’m from washington too. We actually had nice weather today.

rawsh0ck:

Hey guys! In celebration of my new job i’m throwing a giveaway again~
Since everyone likes to cosplay, here’s your chance to build your own cosplay!

Prizes:

  • 1 pair of contacts from pinkyparadise under $30
  • 1 wig on ebay (or a different wig store of your choice) under $40
  • 1 complete costume on ebay under $150
  • 1 pair of shoes on ebay under $50
  • 2 accessories of your choice under $60 (if you don’t want accessories i can buy you something on ebay/amazon equal to $60 value)

Rules:

  • Must be following rawsh0ck (i will check)
  • For additional entries you can follow bruhnilla and my instagram  (+2 entries each follow)

  • Join featurepoints with my entrycode: TBYDRM (+5 entries)

  • For many entries, buy something from this wishlist (+20 entries each purchase and +1 entry for each dollar spent- not including shipping)
  • Likes will be ignored, but you may use it as bookmark
  • You can reblog is as much as you want, but please, be considerate of your followers
  • No giveaway blogs or empty blogs (i will check)
  • Unfollowers will be disqualified from future giveaways
  • Do not remove text
  • And for the winner, keep your ask box open. The winner also has 48 hours to respond, if not i will pick a new winner
  • I will ship internationally

The giveaway will end on January 1st, 2015

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